he’s just saying that. he just wants to boss us around.
he doesn’t want to be friends with us. but I would be friends with him if he really wanted to be friends with us.
but first, he says he’s your friend, then he starts telling you what you better do.
and he says if you don’t do what he says, he will
punch you in the face, and he will say, “you better not tell on me, or I will punch you in the nose too.”
and if you do tell on him, he gets really mad and hits you
he’s almost as bad as his older brother, ichabod, who they made leave
1 Samuel 4:21-22 (KJV)21 And she named the child Ichabod, saying, The glory is departed from Israel: because the ark of God was taken, and because of her father in law and her husband. 22 And she said, The glory is departed from Israel: for the ark of God is taken.